I woke up to two happy dog faces staring at me. That sweet moment was proceeded with a dog fart.

1. Tiger Woods likes blond ladies.

2. The Duggers have too many children.

3. Lindsay Lohan just do Playboy already. You are already almost naked in Muse Magazine and we have already seen your tata’s and your down below lady bits.

4, What is Muse Magazine?

Yay!!!

pleatedjeans:

eggingon:

What Pixar/Disney store sells this cute adorable toy?

infinitebutterflies:

audiogasm:

canyoufeeltheearth:

ashmarie:

n-n-nicky:

bemore:

i would adopt this kid

i would kidnap this kid

There is a Cash Cab Trivia Board Game. I want it. Well, actually I’d rather be on Cash Cab.

Grouch’s hate love songs.

So I was in my car and I started to think about the movie Up. I actually started to get misty eyed thinking about how sweet their house was. It was painted like a rainbow. Damn you Pixar!

11:32 PM Kevin: blehhsjj kaiser says NYAH NAYGH NAYAH

11:34 PM me: Kaiser stop licking Kevin

Kevin: NO I AM AHLLUCINATING

me: Stoner dog

Kevin: I DONT LIKE WHEN I GET CHEEZE

11:35 PM me: Then stop eating it

11:36 PM Kevin: BUT IT IS NOM ON MYS TONGUE

me: Stupid dog

11:37 PM Kevin: FCUK YOUUUUUUUU

me: Fuck you back

11:39 PM Kevin: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  YOU ARE ABSUIVE

me: So are you

11:41 PM Kevin: NO I:M MILLIE11:42 PM

me: I’m sorry. You are the sweetest dog in the whole wide world

11:43 PM Kevin: HAHAHA I WA SKASIER  YOU ARE SO SUTPID

me: Fuck you kaiser

I would love to dress like Joan, but my clothing style seems to follow Sally Draper.

I posted this just because.

Shining Time Station!