daveholmes: Here’s me at Friday’s “Night of 140 Tweets.” Look how much fun it looks like I’m not having! My puss notwithstanding, it was an amazing evening, and I can’t wait to see the video. Which is available for pre-order NOW on Amazon; 100% of the proceeds go to “Architecture For Haiti.”  You will see Rich Sommer naked.  What you will NOT see, probably, are these moments from behind the scenes: 140 comics, actors and writers being super nervous and awkward around each other.  Samantha Ronson walking up to the free vodka bar and asking if they have whiskey. “I’ve been drinking whiskey all night, and if I mix boozes, I throw up.” They didn’t have whiskey. So she ordered a vodka.  Kyle Kinane telling Andy Milonakis he looks like a “chemotherapy lesbian.”  Dane Cook standing alone in the corner of Birds, writing in his notebook. Nathan Fillion looking so hot in person that it scrambles your brain, and you’re in the middle of telling someone something, and you trail off and you think you might fall down.  Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse being much friendlier than you would ever imagine them being. And much, much more. The night is a surreal blur that’s coming back to me in snippets, like it was a dream.  One of my highlights of the night was actually talking to Dave Holmes about food. He told me to add cumin to oysters. I’ve been dying to try it.

daveholmes:

Here’s me at Friday’s “Night of 140 Tweets.” Look how much fun it looks like I’m not having!

My puss notwithstanding, it was an amazing evening, and I can’t wait to see the video. Which is available for pre-order NOW on Amazon; 100% of the proceeds go to “Architecture For Haiti.” 

You will see Rich Sommer naked. 

What you will NOT see, probably, are these moments from behind the scenes:

  • 140 comics, actors and writers being super nervous and awkward around each other. 
  • Samantha Ronson walking up to the free vodka bar and asking if they have whiskey. “I’ve been drinking whiskey all night, and if I mix boozes, I throw up.” They didn’t have whiskey. So she ordered a vodka. 
  • Kyle Kinane telling Andy Milonakis he looks like a “chemotherapy lesbian.” 
  • Dane Cook standing alone in the corner of Birds, writing in his notebook.
  • Nathan Fillion looking so hot in person that it scrambles your brain, and you’re in the middle of telling someone something, and you trail off and you think you might fall down. 
  • Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse being much friendlier than you would ever imagine them being.

And much, much more. The night is a surreal blur that’s coming back to me in snippets, like it was a dream. 

One of my highlights of the night was actually talking to Dave Holmes about food. He told me to add cumin to oysters. I’ve been dying to try it.